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Summer

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge
 

Sutty

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows
 
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet
 

Sutty

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer...
 

juballs

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head shark..
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark - looking
 

Superfly

Closed Account
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark - looking extremely
 

Sutty

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of
 

juballs

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily
 
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence.
 

juballs

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day
 

Sutty

Banned
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent
 

Blackjack

Will put out on the first date.
Donald Trump woke up smelling like he had sex toying Georges Bush cried not again Tony the Tiger ate Cornflakes and felt high as a hippie smelling some glue irone vommited onto brad destroying critical hotdogs wich could infilrate his artificial stimulous which is realy beggining a serious headache cocktail. Meanwhile, his testicles were exterminated unlawfully by doing electroshocks with huge dildos ! Luckily Japanese men began dislodging huge marshmellows underneath wet monstertrucks, using some kind of hammer-head - shark looking extremely depressed because of involuntarily flatulence. The following day 50 Cent, voluntarily,
 
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